Saturday, May 11, 2019

Marriage Jokes



I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!

Nearly on Monday
Nearly on Tuesday
Nearly on Wednesday
Nearly on Thursday
Nearly on Friday
Nearly on Saturday
Nearly on Sunday

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I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.

“Oh my Lord, how is she?!” I asked.

“I’m sorry to say she’s critical,” said the nurse.

“What the heck is she complaining about again?!”


Tuesday, May 7, 2019

FOR RICHER OR POORER


My sister Tina was telling her husband, Kay, about a wonderful program she had watched on TV. 
The show gave a national award to heroic people who put themselves in grave danger to help out someone they hardly knew. 
Kay replied, “That sounds a lot like getting married.”

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