Saturday, May 11, 2019

Marriage Jokes

I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!

Nearly on Monday
Nearly on Tuesday
Nearly on Wednesday
Nearly on Thursday
Nearly on Friday
Nearly on Saturday
Nearly on Sunday


I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.

“Oh my Lord, how is she?!” I asked.

“I’m sorry to say she’s critical,” said the nurse.

“What the heck is she complaining about again?!”

Tuesday, May 7, 2019


My sister Tina was telling her husband, Kay, about a wonderful program she had watched on TV. 
The show gave a national award to heroic people who put themselves in grave danger to help out someone they hardly knew. 
Kay replied, “That sounds a lot like getting married.”


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