Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Why Fishing is better than sex..

* A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
* You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.
* You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want. 
* Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.
* Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay
expected of you.
* Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.
* A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air. 
* A red snapper won't cry if you call it a flounder. 
* You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
* If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.
* A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut. 
* It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good. 
* Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.
* You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.
* Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Monday, June 7, 2010

Dilshan Bowled... 20 Pics..

Sri Lankan batsman Dilshan bowled by bowlers around the world frequently in the recent times.
Here Vhizz shows you 20 incidents of Dilshan Bowled...


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