Tuesday, November 13, 2018

My Visit to the mental asylum


During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the bathtub drain plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

A Biuddhist and Hotdog Vendor


A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
Everyone chuckles, and the vendor makes the dog. The Buddhist hands him a twenty, the vendor pockets it and moves on to the next customer. 

The Buddhist complains, “Hey where’s my change.” 
And the Vendor replies, “Ah, change comes from within.”

Friday, November 2, 2018

Friday, October 26, 2018

The Most amazing Mystery Story - Ping Pong Balls and a young boy


A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?’

The son hesitated a moment and his father’s thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.
Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.’

The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.’

And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a pink ping pong ball.

The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again.
The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday.

Father,’ replied the son,I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a ten pack of pink ping pong balls.’

The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a ten pack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a ten pack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.’

And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a ten pack of pink ping pong balls.

The boy took the ten pack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the ten pack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again.

The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday.

Father,’ said the son to this,I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.’

The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?’
`A carton of pink ping pong balls,’ the boy confirmed.

'I can’t understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls,’ said the father,but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have.’

And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls.

The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next day, miraculously (as if by magic, even) the pink ping pong balls had all disappeared.

Dear son,’ said the father,I must ask now, what do you do with all those pink ping pong balls?’
The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. `Please honour me, dear father.’

The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again.


The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son’s 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday.

Dearest father,’ the son started,I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls.’

One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to honour his son’s wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory.

The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home.
The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left.

The following year, one day before the son’s 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong.
`Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible.’

It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country.

The next day, the father took his son to the harbour and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there.

Father,’ the son said,You’ve made me very happy yet again.’
That night, the son spent on board the tanker.
The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy.

A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital.

His father visited the young man in hospital. `My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?’
Weakly, the son sat up in bed. `Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one ten pack of pink ping pong balls.’

The father held his son’s hand tightly. `Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls.’

`Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls.’

The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk.

`Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls.’

The son nodded weakly.

The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son’s hospital room.

`Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls,’ the father requested.
The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter.
`I-‘ the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth.
`I- I-‘
Then he died.

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Top 5 MOST DANGEROUS ACTS | Britain's Got Talent 2018

MOST DANGEROUS ACTS | Britain's Got Talent 2018


DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! We've compiled our Top 5 most dangerous acts from 2018 to get your adrenaline flowing.


Thursday, September 27, 2018

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Sam | The Short Animated Movie

Sam | The Short Animated Movie

Sam, a shy young man, finds himself in a slow-motion world. Trying to restore the time, he fails. Thecircumstances bring him to rescue his coworkers, and Nathalie, the girl he secretly loves.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

Friday, August 3, 2018

Three logicians - Joke

Three logicians walk into a bar. 

The bartender asks, “Would all of you like a drink?” 

The first logician replies, “I don’t know.” 

The second logician replies, “I don’t know.” 

The last logician replies, “Yes.”

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Three-legged pig !!


A guy sees a three-legged pig at a new friends farm. He asks why the pig has three legs. 

His friend says “Let me tell you about that pig, he’s a hero. Last year my house caught on fire, and that pig knocked down my door, and dragged my unconscious body outside to safety.” 

The guy asks “Oh, that’s how he lost the leg, in the fire?” 

His friend says “Oh, no, when you have a good pig like that, you dont want to eat him all at once.”

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

10 Facts About Emoji - Today is World Emoji Day

Here are 10 facts about emojis that might surprise you:



  1. The first emoji was created by Shigetaka Kurita in Japan in 1999.
  2. The first World Emoji Day was celebrated July 17, 2014.
  3. There 2,666 emojis in the Unicode Standard list as of July 2017.
  4. 60 billion emojis are sent on Facebook every day as of July 2017.
  5. Emoji usage in marketing messages has increased at an annual growth rate of over 775 percent as of 2016.
  6. In a ranking of the world’s top 10 used emojis on Facebook, the laughing with tears emoji, the heart eyes emoji, and the kissy face emoji were top three as of July 2017.
  7. An afro hairstyle, a bagel, and hands making a heart were among the top emoji requests as of June 2017.
  8. 76 percent of Americans said that they have used emojis at work as of February 2016.
  9. As of February 2016, 78 percent of women claimed to be frequent emoji users compared to 60 percent when it comes to their male counterparts.
  10. This past April, marketing firm Crowdtap conducted a Brand Emoji Index asking employees to rank their favorite brands using only emojis. Apple, Googl, and Microsoft were among the top three indicated by the heart eyes emoji, the sunglasses-wearing emoji and the standard smiling face emoji respectively.

Friday, June 29, 2018

Model Marisa Papen sparks fury posing naked in front of sacred Western Wall in Jerusalem

Model Marisa Papen sparks fury posing naked in front of sacred Wailing Wall in Jerusalem


A MODEL has sparked fury by posing naked in front of Jerusalem’s Wailing Wall, a year after she was jailed for a nude photoshoot in an Egyptian temple.

Marisa Papen took the cheeky snap from the rooftop of a building in the ancient Middle Eastern city, The Sun reports.

“It was immediately clear to me that if we could manage to take a picture in front of or near the Wailing Wall, the whole trip would be a success,” the Belgian model said.

“We got into a conversation with a super friendly guy, who turned out to be Muslim, and he invited us into his house where we drank coffee and mint tea.”

Marisa Papen has caused offence to some by posing naked in front of Jerusalem’s Wailing Wall, a site considered sacred by many Jews, Christians and Muslims.

Marisa Papen has caused offence to some by posing naked in front of Jerusalem’s Wailing Wall, a site considered sacred by many Jews, Christians and Muslims.

Picture: Supplied
When Ms Papen and her photographer Mathias Lambrecht asked if they could visit his rooftop to take a photograph, the man gladly obliged.

“I still had to explain that I wanted to take off my clothes for a picture.

But he was even more chill than we thought,” she added.

Her racy photoshoot comes after she was arrested for posing naked in the temple complex of Karnak near the Egyptian city of Luxor.

The Western Wall or Wailing Wall is an ancient limestone wall in the old city which was part of a Jewish temple expansion and a holy site where Jews go to pray.


The model was arrested in Egypt last year for a similar photoshoot.


Picture: The Daily Telegraph, Enki Eyewear
It is seen as sacred holy site for Jews, Muslims and Christians.

Marisa, who describes herself as “free-spirited and wild-hearted expressionist”, said she has been praised for her racy shoot and Israeli fans have even invited her back to visit.

However, others were not as impressed.

One man fumed online: “This is crossing a line. Who do you think you are to pose here? I hope that God will judge you.”

Defending her nude photos, Marisa said: “Religion is turning mankind more and more into pack animals. We no longer get the chance to listen to our heart and instinct. From birth we are being brainwashed.”

Pics : Marisa Papen's Facebook 

Marisa has defended her nude shoots, asking “How can a skin, a nude body anger someone?”
Marisa has defended her nude shoots, asking “How can a skin, a nude body anger someone?”Picture: Supplied
She added: “How can a skin, a nude body anger someone?”

“I think that religion plays a big role in this, so by expressing my art at this location, as well as in Egypt, I hope to break this stigma.”

This article originally appeared on The Sun and has been republished with permission.


Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Aged Yet Sensuous Beauty - Mandira in Bikini

Aged Yet Sensuous Beauty - Mandira in Bikini 


Mandira Bedi is one of the most popular cricket host in India. She added a glamour to the hosting with her hot dresses and suave style. 

She went onto become even more popular with hot photoshoots and some acting assignments. 

She is not a highly popular and must in your film, actress but she gets some good roles every now and then, in TV shows to show off her skills. 

Now, she is doing a movie with Prabhas, Saaho. The movie shoot  is going on as we speak and the 40+ actress decided to tease her fans with a bikini pic from her vacation.

Well, like wine few know how to age elegantly and beautifully. Do you object that? 

Friday, June 1, 2018

Adam talks to god about being lonely - Joke

Before there were Adam & Eve there was just Adam.

Adam: God I’m lonely here in the garden. You gave me this place and it’s beautiful. I appreciate it. I can hang out with the animals and talk to you but I don’t have anything in common with either of you. I want a partner. Is there anything you can do?
God: Oh yeah!!! I can make you a partner that will be all of your wildest dreams come true. This chicks going to be flawless! She’s going to laugh at all of the same things as you. She’s going to be happy all of the time and never Bitch about shit. She’s going to want to do nothing all day but lay around in the shade fucking. She’ll let you do whatever you want with her. And Shes going to be your best friend in the world.
Adam: wow! That sounds incredible. How much will this cost me?
God: oh she’ll cost you a lot! She’s going to be at least an arm and a leg.
Adam: oh shit... well what could I get for a rib?

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

We Are The Kings - DJ Bravo celebrates CSK's IPL 2018 win with new single

We Are The Kings - DJ Bravo celebrates CSK's IPL 2018 win with new single 

Lyric Video Of the Song "We Are The Kings" Written & Sung By: DJ Bravo



Saturday, May 26, 2018

The Official Song of the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia !!

The Official Song of the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia has been released! 🙌

‘Live It Up’, the official FIFA World Cup 2018 theme song by world-famous rap artist Will Smith, Nicky Jam and Era Istrefi, has been released ahead of the first ball being kicked in Russia next month.


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