Tuesday, November 13, 2018

My Visit to the mental asylum


During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the bathtub drain plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

A Biuddhist and Hotdog Vendor


A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
Everyone chuckles, and the vendor makes the dog. The Buddhist hands him a twenty, the vendor pockets it and moves on to the next customer. 

The Buddhist complains, “Hey where’s my change.” 
And the Vendor replies, “Ah, change comes from within.”

Friday, November 2, 2018

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