Monday, May 20, 2019

Street Food in Peshawar - SUPERHUMAN Curry + 100 Egg BIGGEST Chapli Kebabs + Pakistani Street Food!

Street Food in Peshawar - SUPERHUMAN Curry + 

100 Egg BIGGEST Chapli Kebabs + Pakistani Street Food!



Friday, May 17, 2019

Little Terrorist | Indias only Oscar® nominated short film

Little Terrorist | Indias only Oscar® nominated short film 



Saturday, May 11, 2019

Marriage Jokes



I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!

Nearly on Monday
Nearly on Tuesday
Nearly on Wednesday
Nearly on Thursday
Nearly on Friday
Nearly on Saturday
Nearly on Sunday

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I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.

“Oh my Lord, how is she?!” I asked.

“I’m sorry to say she’s critical,” said the nurse.

“What the heck is she complaining about again?!”


Tuesday, May 7, 2019

FOR RICHER OR POORER


My sister Tina was telling her husband, Kay, about a wonderful program she had watched on TV. 
The show gave a national award to heroic people who put themselves in grave danger to help out someone they hardly knew. 
Kay replied, “That sounds a lot like getting married.”

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Hiking with my Girl Friend - Black Humour

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. 


Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. 

I could walk away at a comfortable pace. 

Thursday, May 2, 2019

Toilets made of pure gold! - Hilarious Joke


Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!”

“No way!”

“Yes way,” insists Fred, “come with me and check it out for yourself if you don’t believe me.”
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Twenty minutes later they’re ringing the doorbell at the place. A middle-aged lady opens and Fred eagerly asks her, “Hi! I’m sorry to bother you but there was a party at your house yesterday and my friend doesn’t believe that you have toilet bowls of pure gold!”
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The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells into the inside of the house, “Roger, the pig that shat in your trombone is here!”

Muslim Chinese Street Food Tour in Islamic China | BEST Halal Food and Islam Food in China

Muslim Chinese Street Food Tour in Islamic China | BEST Halal Food and Islam Food in China



Friday, April 26, 2019

Jaclyn Smith - One of the Pretty angels from The epic “Charlie’s Angels”

Jaclyn Smith - One of the Pretty angels from The epic  “Charlie’s Angels”

Jaclyn Smith stands next to the car her character drove on “Charlie’s Angels,” a 1976 Ford Mustang II “Ghia” edition.





Wednesday, April 24, 2019

5 Most Hilarious Jokes



Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” 
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.

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A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
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The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.” 

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Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
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Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

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An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. 

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.". 

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."


Thursday, April 18, 2019

Marilyn Monroe - The “Ballerina” series

Marilyn Monroe - The “Ballerina” series


The “Ballerina” series is one Marilyn Monroe’s most famous sittings. It was shot in October of 1954, at Milton Greene’s New York studio. Anne Klein, clothing designer, sent various outfits to the studio for Marilyn to wear. All the outfits were 2 sizes too small




Monday, April 15, 2019

Hilarious Jokes



 "I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!

Today, my son came to me and gave me a hug – out of the blue. I was very pleasantly surprised – that is, until I heard him tell his father, “You’re right. She did gain weight.”

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Tinglewood | Scary Short Horror Film

Tinglewood | Scary Short Horror Film 


Tinglewood tells the story of a family who take a camping trip deep into the Tinglewood forest. The story is about Sams family relationship with his family and centers on his longstanding problems with his father. After and awkward evening they suddenly find themselves under attack by creatures hiding in the forest and Sam is forced to step up to protect his family.


Sunday, February 17, 2019

Psychological Short Film "STRANDED"

Psychological Short Film "STRANDED"


In a post-apocalyptic future, a recently attacked woman struggles to befriend a dangerous drifter that could help her get back on the road.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

7 Mystery Riddles Only the Smartest 5% Can Solve

7 Mystery Riddles Only the Smartest 5% Can Solve


We found several brain teasers that only a few people can figure out. Test your detective and logical skills with these amazing riddles!


After Eden..

After Eden..


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