Monday, April 29, 2019

Funniest Bar Signs

Funniest Bar Signs






Friday, April 26, 2019

Jaclyn Smith - One of the Pretty angels from The epic “Charlie’s Angels”

Jaclyn Smith - One of the Pretty angels from The epic  “Charlie’s Angels”

Jaclyn Smith stands next to the car her character drove on “Charlie’s Angels,” a 1976 Ford Mustang II “Ghia” edition.





Wednesday, April 24, 2019

5 Most Hilarious Jokes



Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” 
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.

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A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
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The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.” 

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Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
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Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

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An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. 

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.". 

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."


Thursday, April 18, 2019

Marilyn Monroe - The “Ballerina” series

Marilyn Monroe - The “Ballerina” series


The “Ballerina” series is one Marilyn Monroe’s most famous sittings. It was shot in October of 1954, at Milton Greene’s New York studio. Anne Klein, clothing designer, sent various outfits to the studio for Marilyn to wear. All the outfits were 2 sizes too small




Monday, April 15, 2019

Hilarious Jokes



 "I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!

Today, my son came to me and gave me a hug – out of the blue. I was very pleasantly surprised – that is, until I heard him tell his father, “You’re right. She did gain weight.”

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