Monday, April 15, 2019

Hilarious Jokes



 "I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!

Today, my son came to me and gave me a hug – out of the blue. I was very pleasantly surprised – that is, until I heard him tell his father, “You’re right. She did gain weight.”

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