Saturday, May 11, 2019

Marriage Jokes



I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!

Nearly on Monday
Nearly on Tuesday
Nearly on Wednesday
Nearly on Thursday
Nearly on Friday
Nearly on Saturday
Nearly on Sunday

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I got a call telling me my wife’s been taken to the hospital.

“Oh my Lord, how is she?!” I asked.

“I’m sorry to say she’s critical,” said the nurse.

“What the heck is she complaining about again?!”


Tuesday, May 7, 2019

FOR RICHER OR POORER


My sister Tina was telling her husband, Kay, about a wonderful program she had watched on TV. 
The show gave a national award to heroic people who put themselves in grave danger to help out someone they hardly knew. 
Kay replied, “That sounds a lot like getting married.”

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Hiking with my Girl Friend - Black Humour

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. 


Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. 

I could walk away at a comfortable pace. 

Thursday, May 2, 2019

Toilets made of pure gold! - Hilarious Joke


Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!”

“No way!”

“Yes way,” insists Fred, “come with me and check it out for yourself if you don’t believe me.”
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Twenty minutes later they’re ringing the doorbell at the place. A middle-aged lady opens and Fred eagerly asks her, “Hi! I’m sorry to bother you but there was a party at your house yesterday and my friend doesn’t believe that you have toilet bowls of pure gold!”
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The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells into the inside of the house, “Roger, the pig that shat in your trombone is here!”

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