
- "What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year."
- "What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore."
- "What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About three inches."
- "What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."